Jimmy told me his girlfriend Miko Churchill was a H.A.P.E.
by Bill Lonie November 27, 2007
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A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.
"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."
by OptimusSlime August 3, 2023
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