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1. mouse
277 up, 50 down

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

by Aaronak Jan 14, 2005 email it
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2. mouse
244 up, 79 down

A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me.... what a fag

how can somethin so small be so gawl'damn smart

by Winnie The Shit Nov 29, 2003 email it
3. mouse
66 up, 22 down

1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer

1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.

by toy Oct 6, 2003 email it
4. mouse
31 up, 6 down

A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.

Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.

by mountain doobies California Aug 6, 2007 email it
5. mouse
55 up, 34 down

Control for the computer.

A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.

I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.

Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.

Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!

by Saints Oct 16, 2003 email it
6. mouse
31 up, 21 down

A cute, furry little mammal.

Unaffectionate plural: mice
Affectionate plural: mouses

I love my mouses and dogs. WOOF!

7. mouse
21 up, 14 down

A small-block Chevrolet V8 engine. The first mouse was the 265 inch engine of 1955. The largest mouse was 350 inches.

Compare with Rat.

My truck has a mouse motor.

by Bumkicker Slade USA May 10, 2005 email it
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