4 definitions by thecrumpler
A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who wraps the toilet paper around their hand, and uses the who hand to wipe themselves. This is considered the most dangerous technique, and using anything less than 3-ply could have disastrous results.
"Hey man, how do you wipe your ass?"
"Oh, I'm a wrapper."
"Dude. Gross. I'm never shaking your hand again."
"Oh, I'm a wrapper."
"Dude. Gross. I'm never shaking your hand again."
by thecrumpler August 30, 2006
A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
by thecrumpler July 3, 2006
A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.
by thecrumpler July 3, 2006
N. A day in which you could tell everyone you know that you would give them a crisp, new 1000 dollar bill, if they gave you a phone call, and yet, no one calls. Had mostly by emo kids, because they want to talk about their problems, but no one wants to listen.
by thecrumpler July 7, 2006