25 definitions by ss
Noun: marijuana, weed, grass
Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.
Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned
Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.
Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned
noun: Let's go smoke some lage.
verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!
adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.
verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!
adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.
by ss February 29, 2004
1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything
by ss January 22, 2004
by ss September 19, 2003
Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.
by ss February 10, 2005
by ss December 20, 2004
Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.
Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
by ss March 21, 2005