2 definitions by hgarland
by hgarland June 22, 2023
/här-wo͝od/
Proper noun: Harwood; plural noun: Harwoods
1. A baby with a boner. Previously thought to be impossible until puberty, this phenomenon leads many proud parents to name the baby boys after their baby boners.
2. A well-put-together, confident man with an easy going attitude and a sense of humor.
3. A man so confident that women approach him and ask him to punish them for being 'bad girls'.
Proper noun: Harwood; plural noun: Harwoods
1. A baby with a boner. Previously thought to be impossible until puberty, this phenomenon leads many proud parents to name the baby boys after their baby boners.
2. A well-put-together, confident man with an easy going attitude and a sense of humor.
3. A man so confident that women approach him and ask him to punish them for being 'bad girls'.
by hgarland February 15, 2017