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One who is unable to comprehend the multitude of the current situation he is in. In layman's terms, it is safe to naturally assume he doesn't know.
Random tosser: Wait, your name's Scott. Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
by djskein September 29, 2007
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1. A slang term meaning simply moustache. Named after the character from Super Mario Bros (Mario doesn't have the same ring to it).

2. "Growing a Luigi". A term for the stubble found on adoloscent boys when they attempt to grow a moustache after entering puberty.
1. Andrew: Nice Luigi you have there, Matt.

Matt: Thanks man, I trimmed it yesterday.

2. John: Tim, you growing a Luigi? At least you're trying.
by djskein November 18, 2007
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A complete non-sequiter that means absolutely nothing at all and is usually said at random. It is meant to be considered leetspeak but can be identified as pretty much gibberish.

Loosely translated, it means "I are as if noobcake", which, when grammar is corrected, means "I am as if noobcake", which still makes no sense.
Chris: I r sif caek!
by djskein November 18, 2007
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A type of joke that requires you to think about what was the joke was truly about before you are able to get it.
TJ: That joke was a total Scotty joke. I don't understand it at all.
by djskein September 29, 2007
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