3 definitions by clarkcunt
by clarkcunt January 4, 2009
A city in maryland spanning 3 counties, settled in between Baltimore and DC. Laurel is know for the main road, rt 1, which black prostitutes and homeless beggars use as thier personal catwalk. Laurel could possibly claim the rights to the wigger movement, in which white kids with hillbilly racist parents dress in white reeboks, fubu, hoop earing with saying like "wifey" or "delicious" engraved in them, and a penchant for slicked down hair and cornrows. Laurel is lined with dive bars and pawn shops, and frequently smells like mexican farts.
by clarkcunt January 5, 2009
Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
by clarkcunt January 9, 2009