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most amazing amusement park in the world where locals who go every weekend have to put up with groups of whorish middle schoolers who think they are so cool. other people put down rides like kingda ka because they are jealous losers who wish the fastest coaster in the world came from their town! otherwise, its a great family friendly park! dont spell profanities, the workers will yell at you! also dont become angry with these workers as they continuously say "visual scan". it's their job.
whore 1: OMG IM LIKE 7
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!
by breadbox123 May 29, 2011
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