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A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying
by backwash99 March 9, 2011
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A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.
Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying
by backwash99 March 9, 2011
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