7 definitions by autoreverseaudio

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

1.a term of endearment used to describe one whose natural diet consists of a melange of trapped toilet paper, curly ass-hair and ass-nuggets. 2. a clever german surname of a family of coprophiliacs.

when a girl has the potential to become fat at anytime. aka fat-gene

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).