4 definitions by assmonkey

TDY

1. T.D.Y = Temporarily Divorced for a Year
(type of military order)

Lets go to the bar and get laid, i am TDY for 2 more weeks.

by assmonkey December 18, 2004

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

by assmonkey June 6, 2003

One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)

Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.

by assmonkey September 16, 2003

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003