48 definitions by True_Lust
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.
by True_Lust July 24, 2019
Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.
by True_Lust July 23, 2019
1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes
Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
British author, translator, and autistic savant known for his extraordinary numerical memory and arithmetic ability.
John Elder Robinson: I was “chatting” with my boy Daniel Tamment about quantum mechanics yesterday.
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...
by True_Lust July 24, 2019
Autistic savant who’s able to read extremely quickly and remember the vast majority of it, inspired Rainman
After meeting Kim Peek, Dustin Hoffman was inspired to play Rainman, an autistic savant who exists only as a character for entertainment.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019