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Chewing tobacco (preferably Copenhagen) or a nicotine based gum that is laced with uncut cocaine and/or an opioid painkiller. Usually taken as 80/20 but is most effective at 70/30 (parts by volume, not weight)
If using both coke and painkillers, an even split will do, 80/10/10 or 70/15/15, adjust the ratios to your liking but NEVER use less than 65 parts for your base portion
Person one: you ready for this exam?
Person two: almost, I only just started chewing on my Vienna
Or
Person one: are you ok? You look like shit
Person two: I'll be alright, my medication hasn't been working so I've gone back to the Vienna,
by TheTroubadour October 14, 2023
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A military grade performance enhancer developed in the 80's, X-C3LL, would be injected into the body flooding it with a protein that would increase the natural production of testosterone and adrenaline tenfold (unlike the first and second releases of X-CELL which used artificial hormones that would ultimately lead to liver and testicular diseases from prolonged use). X-C3LL would also temporarily dull nerve endings to reduce pain while in effect (surprisingly this didn't have any long-term adverse effects to the nervous system).
Bloodlust was an issue faced, after the repeated use of X-C3LL, subjects under observation had remained physically aggression after the drug had left their system and their body physical functions reset.
Person one: hey, that X-C3LL isn't safe
Person two: RRRAAAGGGHHH
by TheTroubadour October 14, 2023
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