7 definitions by Shit-face

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

a women or shemale (or man, if you're chavo guerrero) with excessive pubic hair, resembling mark henry's face

when you're getting a blow job, and your about to blow your load, you turn around, stick your cock between your legs, and as you blow your load, you shat on the bitches forehead

the worst announcer ever in wwe
he always makes mistakes
he's like a permanent running joke
not very smart
should be unemployed
somehow ecw announcer
shouldn't have fame
lives in parents basement
mom packs his lunch

enjoys having: the john cena, the five knuckle shuffle, and dirty sanchez

lame wwe character.. likes the homo dirty sanchez

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"