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2 definitions by Shemp

penis

The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

by Shemp February 20, 2005

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G & T

Gin & Tonic
An alcoholic beverage that tastes like wet grass.

Let's all have G & T's by the pool.

by Shemp February 25, 2005

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