8 definitions by RoboChick

A hat that is made when you shave a large afro/wafro into the shape of a hat.

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.

A deal (mostly involving currency) that makes no sense, is a bigger waste of your money, or a deal that would work better it you bought only one of the item.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies. The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates. The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

Used in place of saying fuck. F! Is used mostly at school or when with other people (who you don't wish to offend) are near and you can't control yourself.

Anyone addicted to or obsessed/in love with Mrs.Perkins. Perkaholic's are also known for quating Mrs.Perkins, such as "I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"

A look given to students by Mrs.Perkins who misbehave or don't complete there homework. This 'look' is highly feared, and emotionaly scarring.