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A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by Ritz_Crackers August 11, 2022
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When you are bored to the point of getting an F at this point if your teacher sees you on this. Don’t risk it. do your work. It may seem painful, but when you’re home, go make the most of your life and stop being bored.
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by Ritz_Crackers January 24, 2023
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A website for people to make sex jokes instead of telling the actual definition of the word.
Person 1: I typed jigglypuff into Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Ok, and?
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Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?
by Ritz_Crackers September 5, 2022
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by Ritz_Crackers January 24, 2023
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by Ritz_Crackers December 17, 2022
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by Ritz_Crackers September 7, 2022
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