5 definitions by Meaner With The Scenery

The menswear branch of topshop - a highly profitable British fashion chain store in the Arcadia group - Topman is the most popular menswear store in the UK.
Wants you to wear striped skinny Tees, skinny jeans, skinny ties and skinny braces. But only if you're skinny, and can actually fit into their clobber. They generally cater for the younger man and provide discounts to students.
The Oxford Street Flagship store in London is a recklessly huge affair, and carries exclusive designer lines that you can't afford.

Pronounced: Chee-Moe; From the words: Chav and Emo

A contradictory soul who tries to be emo, but can't deny his chav roots. Or vice versa.

Pronounced: Chee-Moe; From the words: Chav and Emo

A contradictory soul who tries to be emo, but can't deny his chavroots. Or vice versa.

A town in North-east Derbyshire. George Stevenson, the inventor of the steam engine lived here. Then he died here. Now he's buried here. Good for him, since there's little else to do around town. Although it does boast one of the largest open air markets in the land (so I'm led to believe)! This may sound dull to you, but your mother loves it. Also includes more pubs, bars and greasy takeaways than is sensible, and a big bent church. Hurrah.

Also known - by morons - as Chezzie/Chez Vegas. Hilarious.

Insanely cheap fashion store originating in Sweden, they now have stores all over the world. Wicked line in retro y-fronts in ker-azy designs (guilty of peddling those superman briefs worn at some time by every man you've ever met, and most of the men you haven't). Famously dropped Kate Moss from a £4 million deal after pictures of her snorting blow were published in the British tabloids. She's now designing her own fashion line for Topshop... natch.