3 definitions by Kolltomnus
"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian
Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020
Recreational drugs website, mostly consisting of "trip reports" from 14 year olds about how smoking kitchen spices in printer paper got them high, except it didn't.
I consider myself quite the cool dude and smoked a cinnamon and nutmeg doobie, I got pretty not-stoned and so I decided to tell the world on erowid how stupid and pathetic I am.
by Kolltomnus October 16, 2020
A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023