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40 definitions by Hlalakar

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

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Menards

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

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thorite

a rare and radioactive nesosilicate of thorium with the chemical formula of (Th,U)SiO4. It is formed when Thor takes a shit.

My geology professor won't admit that thorite comes from an Asgardian's asshole.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

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straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

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incest

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.

I saw an incest plowing his sisters.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

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Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

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humbucker

A word that sounds really dirty, but which actually refers to a double coil guitar pickup.

I just bought a new humbucker and it works great.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

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