40 definitions by Ethan
by Ethan April 9, 2003
One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.
When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"
by Ethan April 25, 2005
Don't step in that eagle shit!
by Ethan May 19, 2005
by Ethan November 16, 2002
Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"
by Ethan April 1, 2005
Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.
(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?
Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.
Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1
Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!
Trip: *owned*
Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.
Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1
Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!
Trip: *owned*
by Ethan April 9, 2005
The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
by Ethan October 9, 2003