The most boi boi that has ever been a boi
Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 300 second time out.
by ForkePotato November 2, 2020
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The most boi boi that has ever been a boi
Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 500 second time out.

After burning his copy of Splatoon, Zoldo the Boi went on to buy Overwatch and cancel all Splatoon players.
by ForkePotato November 3, 2020
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