A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.
Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010
Used when a person says something that you dont agree with and you want to let them know how wrong they are.
by the Pump April 11, 2007
The message on the box of Super Mario Galaxy 2 if you spell out every letter with a tiny star on it backwards. Most likely a response to Super Mario Galaxy 1's cover spelling out "UR MR GAY" with every tiny star letter but forwards.
by Diyamund October 1, 2020
Rest In Peace
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2016
We are the t r i o. f r i e n d s
by B u n n y April 19, 2020
A good mod on r/gachalifecringe offical discord. Also is Carson. But carson bad. Carson hates Obama after simping for him 😤. They used to be in a relationship but broke up ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by YesimheretoaddGLCmods June 23, 2020
Riddle. Induced. Bitch. Syndrome.
Comes from women who are usually not considered extremely hot, but because of ERAU's Riddle Vision, They believe they are "hot shit," when on the ranking scale out of 10, they average a 6.
Comes from women who are usually not considered extremely hot, but because of ERAU's Riddle Vision, They believe they are "hot shit," when on the ranking scale out of 10, they average a 6.
She has a bad case of R. I. B. S. I wish she would shut up and stop thinking she is hot shit. All thanks to Riddle-Vision, that 6 looks like a 10.
by r.i.b.s. recipient May 27, 2015