I got brainwashed by a cult
by SapphireBro July 7, 2020
A cult is a organization that has been in the way of god. These organizations have one thing in common. THEY ALL KNOW A MAN NAMED JON!!!!
by Taylor you idiot May 14, 2019
A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.
Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
by _xxUrban_Writerxx_ October 21, 2020
Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
by Cheeseiskindagross February 17, 2020
The word that edgey emo teens use to describe their club. In reality the club is just talking about anime.
Chad: wanna join my cult
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here
by Gaylord_xxx June 19, 2020