For the F

Harlemeesha : Aye how much is the cover for the club?
Dabreesha : Aw hell naw we ain't payin shit tonight!
Harlemeesha: Dafuq you smokin, how we not needa pay?
Dabreesha : I gots the hookup we gettin in for the F!

I don't give a f*** about what you're saying.

Person1: I love you forever and ever. F&A bestie :)

Person2: Aww I love you! Bffl (:

They freaked the F out when I told them about their sister naked with the giraffe...

Johnny got an F on his math test.

Him: I told her I love her.
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F

Q.
What was everyone At the Dyslexic Rave on?

A.
An F!