A situation or occurrence that immediately regretted.
He spoke so highly of his sexual skill. After he orgasmed in 2 mins, she realized she had a V8 moment.
by Otis Good August 10, 2017
A tuner car that is typically 4 cylinder turbo that is putting out a lot of power and doesn't look like it (can be stock look or rice). There are many cars that can be V8 bait, the most common are Mitsubishi Evolutions and Subaru STIs. Although, even Honda Civics or similar type cars can be made into V8 bait with the right parts and tuning.
These cars due to appearance get V8 owners into thinking they could win a race against the V8 bait, when in reality they would get beaten very badly.
These cars due to appearance get V8 owners into thinking they could win a race against the V8 bait, when in reality they would get beaten very badly.
"Haha some guy in a IROC-Z Camaro tried racing Jake's V8 bait STI on the interstate yesterday. The dude honked and tried to floor it past him and Jake left him in the dust."
"That little Civic looks so unassuming until you see the turbo under the hood. That's some serious V8 bait."
"That little Civic looks so unassuming until you see the turbo under the hood. That's some serious V8 bait."
by killb February 9, 2012
This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.
by jane April 26, 2003
Slapping another person's forehead with the backside of your palm, as popularized in the commercials for a certain tomato juice.
Dude 1: Man, you ordered a whole meal with no vegetables?
Dude 2: Yeah. What's wrong with that?
*Dude 1 V8 slaps Dude 2*
Dude 2: Alright, I'll go to the salad bar.
Dude 2: Yeah. What's wrong with that?
*Dude 1 V8 slaps Dude 2*
Dude 2: Alright, I'll go to the salad bar.
by dantephreak July 11, 2008
Something the guy below knows nothing about. First off, it would take a ludicrous sum of money for an Eclipse to beat a viper. Secondly, Vipers have TEN cylinders. I'm not going to say v8 killers don't exist. They do. But not in the form of an eclipse (unless the owner puts so much money into the car that the final cost is as much as if not more than a car with a v8). Stock v8 killers include the Subaru WRX STI, the Mitsubishi EVO (not the eclipse), the Toyota Supra (MK IV only) and a few others. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that you can't modify a four - banger to meet or beat a v8. I'm just saying that in most cases doing so is a waste of time and money.
Kid with a civic: Yo dude I got me a v8 killer!
Me: Wanna prove it?
Civic kid: Yo dawg yeah les go right now!
(I beat him in a stock Chevy Blazer that doesn't even have a v8)
Civic Kid: Yo dawg do you have that v8 on nawws?
Me: It's a v6 dumbass...
Different kid, Different Civic: Dude my Honda is so fast, I raced one of them new GTOs the other day and smoked it!
Me (laughing on the inside): I'll race you in my Jeep...
Civic Kid 2: Won't even be a close race, save your gas.
Me: I know it's not going to be close...but I'm going to race you anyway.
Civic Kid 2: OK but don't cry to me when you lose
I beat this civic in a Jeep Cherokee (XJ) with a 4.0 and 5 speed transmission. The kid in the Civic looks a little stunned.
Civic kid 2: Yo man I just remembered that my battery is going bad so that's probably why I lost.
Me: ....what the fuck ever...
Me: Wanna prove it?
Civic kid: Yo dawg yeah les go right now!
(I beat him in a stock Chevy Blazer that doesn't even have a v8)
Civic Kid: Yo dawg do you have that v8 on nawws?
Me: It's a v6 dumbass...
Different kid, Different Civic: Dude my Honda is so fast, I raced one of them new GTOs the other day and smoked it!
Me (laughing on the inside): I'll race you in my Jeep...
Civic Kid 2: Won't even be a close race, save your gas.
Me: I know it's not going to be close...but I'm going to race you anyway.
Civic Kid 2: OK but don't cry to me when you lose
I beat this civic in a Jeep Cherokee (XJ) with a 4.0 and 5 speed transmission. The kid in the Civic looks a little stunned.
Civic kid 2: Yo man I just remembered that my battery is going bad so that's probably why I lost.
Me: ....what the fuck ever...
by TooManyTickets September 18, 2008
The solution to all of the worlds problems, besides fuel economy. Traditionally used American Muscle cars. (The best cars in the world) Known for being really powerful, heavy, torque-y, and fast.
Often seen destroying rice burners' wimpy 4 cylinders and V6's.
Rice burner: My Honda Civic Type R-S 4/5 Twin V-TEC J.AP is gonna own anything. It runs 17 second quarter miles!
Hot Rodder: My 454 V8 Big Block has 700 HP and runs 9 second quarter miles.
Often seen destroying rice burners' wimpy 4 cylinders and V6's.
Rice burner: My Honda Civic Type R-S 4/5 Twin V-TEC J.AP is gonna own anything. It runs 17 second quarter miles!
Hot Rodder: My 454 V8 Big Block has 700 HP and runs 9 second quarter miles.
by BigMac33 January 5, 2014
V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT
by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018