Seagull

Thieving and shitting assholes

When a person or persons masturbates at the window of car in which a sex act is taking place. Normally at a dogging site.

Said person will then spuff on the window, after which he will return home to his wife and children.

hanging around at the end of a night out trying to pick up who ever is left.

An act performed by a male while having sex on the beach. During intercourse, the male's genitalia is dipped into the sand and sex is resumed, resulting in loud, awkward squawks and flapping of the limbs from his partner.

A manager or supervisor that glides or flies around the office doing nothing. Usually acts as if he/she is bugging his staff for a reason but the honest truth is simply that he has nothing to do, and wants to show non existant managerial skill.

A New Zealand male with predominantly brown hair, with a small yellow tuft of hair on his crown.

A friend who asks you to hook him up with girls that you have dated in the past and are still friends with but no longer interested in having a relationship with.

The definition relates to the way a seagull will feed off the leftovers of your fish and chips which is similar to a friend asking you to hook him up with past girlfriends you have scrapped.