Pete is a funny person, usually and Grandpop, that is always making smart remarks like he is cool. Pete, also known as Peter, is very racist, and loves to say the word bitches when pulling up to the Mall. He loves to cook and make fun of Asians.
by Geoleo123 May 31, 2011
Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 17, 2011
a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.
by kidfromAZ November 21, 2010
Past Tense:
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
by i wear glasses cause im "weak" April 5, 2009
1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger
by KDAWWWWGGGGGG August 26, 2010
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
by anonymous12345!!!!! June 30, 2009