12 definitions by i love bj

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.