108 definitions by authOOr
by authOOr June 28, 2006
After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.
by authOOr June 17, 2006
Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
by authOOr September 2, 2006
"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."
Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 5, 2006