55 definitions by Stias

When you nozzle with your nizzle be careful there aint a fizzle

Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.

A very pleasant woman sends me secret messages. Stias

The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "

Although her husband and George W. Bush are good buddies, in October of 2004 Cherie Blair lambasted President Bush over his policies on terrorist prisoners and gay rights.