9 definitions by Mickey Nation
1.
(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.
(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.
2.
(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.
(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.
(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.
(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.
2.
(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.
(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.
1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.
2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’
2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’
by Mickey Nation December 22, 2007
1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006