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58 definitions by Johnny Tats

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats November 15, 2007

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do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

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FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies

I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.

by Johnny Tats February 22, 2008

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dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats December 10, 2007

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reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 14, 2007

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buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

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flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

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