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It is truly awesome the PICTURE TALKER MODEL iwhich are the provided gifs below n the URBAN DICTIONARY and how it SWAYS EVERYTHING for you to arrive at a perfect definition.

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

Look we are looking forward to THE CHAIN comprised of which for practical purposes is the literal SPITE INSTRUMENT that is SPIDER.EAT SHIT.SPITER.LA LA LA 171 as this means INTERESTED PARTIES watch the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE EAT SHIT massive BOWEL MOVEMENTS AMOUNTS and then watch the SPITER in action starting with quite a LA LA LA STOMACH FUCKING and LOTS OF SURPRISES in store for ANAL ALAN.

Can you imagine a CACAPHONY to FEED TO ANAL ALAN as what a SPITE INSTRUMENT that ANUS can be as the SHIT ENTERS that STATRTING ASSH0LE like the GI DOCTORS say.

Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?

Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.

If you are going to go to a DOMINANT DEFINITION LADDER you may want to SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST as the BOTTOM ONE is the TOP ONE to really FUCK WITH so to speak.

Hey , hey hey, I am on the mainline , you like it , COME AND GET CHARLESTON , so JACK , no I mean JOHNSON , your really saying COME AND GET YOUR LOVE which is the one looking for an ASSHOLE.

OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.

Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.

If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.

Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.