6 definitions by Hark Marper
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.
She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
Hey Rich, get up to anything good last night?
Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009