Urban Dictionary

Descrotilation

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The removal of ones scrotum by means of surgical procedure allowing the testes to simply hang loose.

John Waddell's scrotum was surgically removed and now he has a couple of eggs swinging between his legs. He has undergone descrotilation.

Skelly-teen

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A teenager, who is skeletal in build. The opposite is the Jellyteen(fat teen, or gelatinous

"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").

Stutters

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Either a boy or girl who cant speak or is really shy round the opposite sex there attracted too, so they stutter.

"I don't even know if I can even be me.
Cause it's so hard to be me when you're next to me.
If I could say so, I'd say what I'm feeling.
But I can say so, my lips just tremble.
I'm stuttering"
There's stutters everywhere!

dr. phil

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Disgrace to psychology and the term "doctor".

Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.

dr. phil knows shit all about anything aside being a dumbass

FTW

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Fuck The What
The same meaning as (WTF) What The Fuck, just spelt backwards.

Katy Perry Kissed A Girl? FTW?!

Harlem Blender

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.

I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.

skull fuck

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The act of popping someones eye with a sharp object, such as scissors then inserting your penis into the bloody socket, pulling out, and re-inserting. (sex)

as in something you wouldnt do to your grandmother

"Well turns out she really didn't like the sight of me skull fucking her. Luckily next time she can't watch."

clitcicle

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

An icicle is a spike of ice formed when water dripping or falling from another object freezes. Typically, icicles will form when ice or snow is melted by either sunlight or some other heat source and the resulting melted water runs off into an area where the ambient temperature is below the freezing point of water (0°C/32°F), causing the water to refreeze. That said, a clitcicle is an icicle originating from the accumulation of frozen discharge as it emerges from a female prostitute's vagina. An occupational hazard for Canada's four-season female prostitutes.

Michelle: Did you check out the ladies on Simpson Street last night?
Leanne: Naw, the abundance of clitcicles does nothing for my peach.

big texas cinnamon roll

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A term used for sexual intercourse when a man skeets in a circualar motion around the womens belly button and then fucks her belly button

Dude i heard he gave her a big texas cinnamon roll

Suck It Easy

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Suck It Easy can be used and taken in several different ways. It depends upon the inflection with which it was stated.

It can meen. Suck it easy, as in "suck it"
or Suck it easy, as in "fuck you"
or Suck it easy, as in "take it easy"

However, at its core, Suck It Easy, means the same as, Hakunamatata, which means suck it easy in African.

No Worries, for the rest of your days.

"Don't worry about it man, just suck it easy"

"Tell that bitch to suck it easy!"

"Man that dude can suck it easy!"

Super-Toe

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

When you have 3 toes conjoined into one, it has powers or some shit like that.

Henry has a Super-Toe, herp-a-derp

25

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A highly misunderstood number, when in fact it is actually an adjective for fantastic sharks. This word is commonly mispronounced and misinterpreted as a form of measurement; when in actuality it is properly pronounced “Twenteny-Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive”. Much like the captain up on the vessel that was hunting the allusive Jaws. For further information please put the fork in the garbage disposal YES!!! DING!

Yo lets get a 30 of keystone tonight!... No bro, lets get a 25"

bingus

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

bingus (n): weed
bingused (adv/adj): stoned
bingusing (v): smoking weed
bingus (v): smoke weed

(n.) y'all got some bingus?
(adv.) hey i was bingused gimme a break, huh?
(inf v.) bingusing in cars. it's what we do.
(v.) let's go bingus, eh?

Hunger pangs

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

When ones gets hungry and feels pangs in the stomach. See Lazy Sunday

But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes

simpkin

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.

Kenny vs. Spenny

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A Hilarious Show Starring Childhood Friends Kenny Hotz and Spenny Rice
Original run: August 26, 2003 – present

They face each other in various competitions. The loser of the episode must perform an act of humiliation, usually selected by the winner.

Kenny Pretty Much Always Cheats and Spenny is The "Good" Guy Who Never Cheats.

--------Win Lose Draw
Kenny: 40 -19 ---4

Spenny 19 -40 -4

Kenny Vs. Spenny Is An Awesome Show!

radiostation

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

is an individual who is easy to pick up

If you wanna have some fun tonight, go talk to Jenny, she is a real radiostation

Mitch Bitch

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"

I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)

Flund

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.

Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.
Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.

phelpsed

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Getting beat by the smallest of margins, but still beat, sucker.

Dara Torres totally got phelpsed by that german chick.

schecks

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

reefah

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

smoking cocaine.

yo, last night i smoked some reefah !

Phelpsian

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

An athletic achievement of epic proportions encompassing speed, endurance, and strength in which one can completely redefine the term of perfection.

Michael Fred Phelps is the only person ever in history to achieve Phelpsian status.

Phelpsian

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Feats of athletic skill that are beyond all reason or comprehension. To be unquestionable best in a particular athletic sport.

Ok, five gold medals is impressive, but it aint Phelpsian.

Blue Shower

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The dumping of the septic tank of a moving tour bus on a following vehicle.

"Dave Mathews' bus gave a blue shower to an unsuspecting boat in Chicago."

"A car cut off the tour bus on the freeway so the driver gave it a blue shower."

phelpsian feat

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

OWNING the olympics aka going 8 for 8 in the olympics for gold. setting a world record. being awesome, etc.

A: yo remember when that guy shotgunned fifteen beers in a row??
B: yea, that was def a phelpsian feat fo' sho.

junkshow

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos

"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."

goobledygoo message

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

Hairpin Headache

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The soreness that results from wearing a hairstyle for a long period of time that pulls at the roots of the hair.

Alice took down my hair from its style, saving me from a hairpin headache later on.

poopness

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

Sezy

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

It's kinda like sexy, but much much more brilliant. All the cool kids are yousing it! heck yeah!

This red font is so sezy ;)

Smieph

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

to cum on yourself

Holy shit your smiephing skills are amazing

Baraco

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

People who live in Louisdale, Nova Scotia who are loud, nosey, have french accents, and say there.... alot. They also like guns.

Those damn baracos shot all the deer.

godfrey

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

not a common name, but originated in Jamaica. two famous people with this name are Godfrey, the 7-up guy, and Godfrey of West Covina.

Oh dang, my name is Godfrey too!

Frack

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

a very strong word, used only in major situations-many involving orcs, middle earth or dirty cunt-bag hoes like someone i know name Alex P

"u fracken orc!!!"

poptab

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

when something is new, or cool.

that shit is so poptab.

baby ewok

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

when, after a night of sex, drugs, partying and crushing two 7-11 hotdogs. you shit out something furry with big cute eyes and it swims around the bowl calling you by your first name.

you would not belive what happened to me this morning. Not sure what I did last night but i just shit out a baby ewok. The weird thing is it knew my name!

cumbisket

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

used to describe girls in cromwell, a very bad term decribing a bunch a dirty slopy slob hambeast's

the girls around here are all cumbiskets

Wilik

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The onomatopoeia for when your dick goes flaccid.

When I was riding Bob, his dick went wilik. I was so unsatisfied.

Suzanne

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

1. Suzanne is a common female given name that was particularly popular in the United States in the 1950s and 1960s. It remained in the top 200 most popular names in the United States between 1930 and the late 1980s. Suzanne was originally the French form of Susan or Susanna, but it has also been regularly used in English speaking countries since before the start of the 20th century. The name is from the Hebrew "Shoshana," meaning "lily". It may also be spelled Susanne, and common diminutives are Sue and Suzy.

2. A very sexy woman, possessing extreme intellect and taste.

3. Someone to die for.

"Suzanne, you are made of win!"

"Boy, that girl Suzanne is so gorgeous, I would die for her"

BCB

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

also know as : Black Collar Boys

Name I give my friends that work at Sportcheck since they wear black polo style shirts.

Freakin Nik, Paul and Darian! They always hate the music that plays in the store. What a bunch of BCB's!

Albuquerque Appetizer

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

niggarawr

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

1)term scene kids use for brutal shit,

2)term used to describe the sound gangbangers shout when they're about to kill someone

1)zomg thats like so hXc niggarawr!
2)you hear that niggarawr. shit was fucking brutal man..

t.s.g.h

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

talk shit get hit

that motherfucker is talking all this shit hes going to get hit.(t.s.g.h)

Schmerger

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

SS Guard

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.

Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.

( . ) Y ( . )

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

a chat-room symbol which represents breasts and cleavage.

Yo man look at her honkers!!! DAYAM they were this big ( . ) Y ( . ) (<--- not life-size)

skakin'

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

slang term for sorry

i'm skakin' i can't make it to your party!

chetnik

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

racial slur for serbians

"i blame the chetniks for bosnia!"

Penton

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok