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1. hot lunch
the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
by sideshow bob May 13, 2004 share this comments
2. Hot lunch
This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by Mac Oct 13, 2004 share this comments
3. hot lunch
When you defecate into a small container such as e.g. a Ziplock or Tupperware usually used for holding food. This is most commonly employed when you are stuck in an enclosed area (like say, an elevator) and you need to take a dump.
"During the power outage across the city, the six of us were trapped on the 31st floor and after a few hours we had to start packing some hot lunches.
by The Kaiser Aug 23, 2005 share this comments
4. hot lunch
This is a close relative of "the chilli-dog." You'll proceed to drop a deuce into a waiting girl's mouth and she eats it.
Lynn was tired of eating dick, so she opted for a "hot lunch" instead.
5. hot lunch
to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face

pack it. send it.
ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!
by marvy Mar 21, 2004 share this comments
6. hot lunch
to recieve a turd from another human.
my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.
by matt Oct 21, 2003 share this comments
7. hot lunch
Aggy hot lunch:

After Scat Back aggy drops a big juicy turd into the mouth of N.A.S.aggy and then they both french kiss each other until the turd is totally consumed by both. These two aggys also practice this with sheep.
Scat Back loves his hot lunches with his old manfriend NAS and their herd of sheep.
by texags Jan 28, 2004 share this comments
 
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