A funny line to say to your friend when you spot a transvestite that looks more like a half-assed hill billy wearing his grandmother's clothing than a real woman.
Friend one: Wow, look at that crazy dude trying to look like a woman. He forgot to shave, and that dress looks like something my grandmother would wear.
Friend two (in creepy Buffalo Bill voice): "It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again."
Much snickering ensues.
