Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.

God that idea was unitarded.