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1. DILF
246 up, 118 down

Dad I'd like to fuck
A hetero girl or gay boy's version of milf(mom id like to fuck)
generally in college campuses or diversified fraternities

The DILFs were slim pickin's at Dad's Day this year.

by dilfer Jun 16, 2003 email it
DILF images
2. DILF
399 up, 128 down

1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)

That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...

by my_mom Mar 3, 2003 email it
3. DILF
171 up, 15 down

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

by ekb123 RI Nov 8, 2006 email it
4. Dilf
164 up, 62 down

Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)

Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!

by Tamara Dec 28, 2004 email it
5. DILF
182 up, 89 down

extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta

The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.

6. dilf
142 up, 55 down

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL Dec 26, 2002 email it
7. DILF
91 up, 57 down

A fine foxy daddy, preferably with a wife and three kids. Ripped to the max from carrying all those baby carriages,idolized by mature teenage girls. Prime daddy-meat, Bryan Adams, Paul Newman;

It was a "DILF"icult decision trying to select the prime dilf ready for picking between Gary Hoekstra and wade campbell

by brittney Dec 27, 2003 email it
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